Hide the porno's, Momma's coming to visit.

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I'm shamed. Beyond belief.

My mother came to visit me this morning to continue the torture of re-decoration. She was in the cupboards, drawers and storage spaces quicker than Michael Jackson gets into a kindergarten.
It was a frightening experience. For both of us.

I was panicking that she wouldn't discover my box of porn mags. She was worried about seeing a spider.

I thought I had all my porn hidden away well enough to evade her. It was in a locked cupboard for fucks sake! One thing I have learned is that Mothers can pick locks. Or somehow have the ability to open locked cupboards.

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Divemaster GranDad said…
Yo Cuz....just make sure you don't leave yer mum the keys to the place when you come to Africa...imagine what could be when you get back....
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